"The Great Tao flows everywhere, both to the left and to the right"- Tao Te Ching
"Hail Hail Freedonia, Land of the Brave and Free!." -G. Marx
"'Tis the time's plague, when madmen lead the blind" - King Lear; 4.1.54
New wallet suggested by @Mtt has arrived. Testing it out now. It sits higher in the front pocket, but does feel lighter and slimmer. Don’t have a pen/notepad yet for it, but I’m not much of a notetaker as it is. Maybe I’ll become one with this wallet.